Ask EL James? I would rather not!

So, El James, the author of the novel Fifty Shades of Grey (no shit, it is actually a series) and its counterpart Grey which was recently released did a Q&A on twitter.
Maybe, she didn't know or remember what happened when she had announced the release of Grey, which was essentially the same sadistic story from Christian Grey's point of view. Twitter was literally overflowing with sarcastic-at-another-level comments and derogatory, scornful comments had inundated all social media.

This was a repeat of the deluge of tweets, but this one was an epic fail. Scratch that, epic doesn;t even begin to describe it.

That damned moment:

Join @E_L_James, tonight at 10.30 pm IST! Use #AskELJames to ask her a question. #50ShadesofGrey pic.twitter.com/t8sZtaqgsW

— Penguin Books India (@PenguinIndia) June 29, 2015

This is how it ended:

Thank you twitter for allowing us the ability to burn famous people. #askELJames

— Farida Hatem (@FaridaHatem13) June 30, 2015

Will any tag ever be as fun as #AskELJames was ? My stomach still hurts. Comedy hangover .

— Hiddlepox (@Hiddlepox) June 30, 2015

If you're having a bad day, go read the #AskELJames tweets. You won't be disappointed. I promise.

— Ellen Fike (@EllenFikeTCJ) June 29, 2015

You owe it to yourself to scroll through the #AskELJames hashtag. Some absolute gold in there.

— Rob Slater (@RobSlater10) June 30, 2015

It seemed trolls had taken over the internet, ot at least twitter.
So, we bring you the best tweets that BASICALLY sum up the disaster!

#AskELJames do you realise that if christian grey was ugly and poor fifty shades of grey would essentially be an episode of criminal minds

— emma (@PRESERUMPINING) June 29, 2015

#AskELJames what do you hate more? a) good literature b) consent c) women d) healthy relationships e) all of the above

— emma (@PRESERUMPINING) June 29, 2015

But the hashtag did give us something out of it.

Sure, 50 Shades of Gray was a crappy novel, but if she didn't write it, we wouldn't have had #AskELJames

— stevemur (@stevemur) June 30, 2015

It as bitter, and hit where it hurts...

#AskELJames Do you like writing in general? If so, why don't you learn it?

— M N (@CardijnWout) June 30, 2015

Too much sarcastic bitterness

#AskELJames do you know 15 year olds can write fanfics with healthier relationships than your book ?

— betty (@ohhey_itsbetty) June 29, 2015

This guy seemed real pissed. But with valid points

What do you dislike more, Independent strong woman or the English language? #AskELJames

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) June 29, 2015

If I stalk a girl and GPS her car, does that mean it's true love? #AskELJames

— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) June 29, 2015

People were creative in how they attacked, fifty shades style

#AskELJames Is there a safe word we can use to get you to stop writing such drivel?

— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) June 29, 2015

The guys are thoroughly confused. 

#AskELJames I need advice on making a BIG romantic gesture. Should I put a GPS tracker in her phone and make threats if she tries to leave?

— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) June 29, 2015

She did respond to some of these:

.@JustGreysessed "Fuck the paperwork."

— E L James (@E_L_James) June 29, 2015

And then some actual humor, no sarcasm 

I'd rather #AskELJames's publicist why they thought this was going to be a good idea.

— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) June 29, 2015

Lets just enjoy

The #AskELJames thread pic.twitter.com/6dzIxN3DAi

— @SpazP (@SpazP) June 29, 2015

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